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the official fugly poker table thread

Discussion in 'Poker Table Forum' started by EmptyPocs, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. Ben

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    For your viewing pleasure, our astute friends on the TN/AL border bring us this gem. Why yes, I believe those ARE old hollowed-out speakers used as bases - and since they do not appear to be secured to the table top, this table is extra-portable! No price listed because this one is priceless folks! He did specify no emails though (presumably because he would prefer not to spammed with lowball offers. :happy::laugh:)

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  2. RichMahogany

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    Please ask them for me if the state of the art, top of the line TV in the background is also for sale
     
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  3. AlbinoDragon

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    That table top looks like the headboard for a 1970's water-bed that may or may not have been in a pr0n movie or two. Remove the mirror and add a felt surface and *boom*, instant poker table.

    Yikes!
     
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  4. Ben

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    :laugh: They said they'll take $6.50 and a pair of billy goats. They'll meet you down at the sock-hop. If you try to give them currency dated later than 1956 though, they'll have to truss you up and take you down to the mag'strit for witchcraft.

    Ironically enough, I have a very similar (though much better-condition) TV which the sellers of my house left here when they vacated. Only real difference is it has wheels on the bottom; it has a tablecloth over it and makes a great serving cart in my dining room. :)
     
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  5. machinelf

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    Phew! Takes some real cojones to ask $150 for that one.

     
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    actually looks like the pocono track complete with the tunnel turn
     
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  7. tommythecat

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    Another Chicago area gem...

    So do people rotate their seats when they get thirsty?
     

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  8. kuat

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    Here is a beauty from my local craigslist.
     

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  9. rowlin

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    I can't decide whether I like the felt or the railing better on that one.
     
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  10. spikeithard

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    The green 'felt' looks like the pistachio pudding my Grandma makes for me on Christmas hahaha

    wow thats nasty

    This gets my vote for fugliest table on this thread hands down.
     
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  11. BGinGA

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    Literally speechless. :roll: :? :stunned: :disappoi: :scream:
     
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  12. EmptyPocs

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    i thought they left sweeping compound on the table :razz:
     
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  13. extraholes

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    I am really likening the cup holders!

    But I wonder if the playing area is the fake green grass model train builders use on there lay outs.
     
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  14. courage

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    No mixed game BS on this table!
     

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  15. spikeithard

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    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. playing on a all glass surface with a poker gamer going on under neath you that is 'frozen in time?! no thanks!
     
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    Unique Poker Table & Light - $500 (Wayne)

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  17. EmptyPocs

    EmptyPocs all chips, no cash
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    lol, @1st i thought that was a mirror above the table
     
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  18. MoscowRadio

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    I'd be pretty nervous playing under that thing. I used to know someone with that exact same table and the removable top w/black surface underneath was crazy heavy.
     
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  19. BMFD

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    Always nice to have an extra table when the cash game breaks out.
     
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  20. Ronoh

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    Mounting it as a light was probably a good idea... not much else you can do with a 5-handed blackjack layout on a big ass oval table.
     
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