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the official fugly poker table thread

Discussion in 'Poker Table Forum' started by EmptyPocs, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. EmptyPocs

    EmptyPocs all chips, no cash
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    Well, fuglies have crept into many theads as thread jacks, and there are a few scattered individual threads with one or two,
    but I see no gallery for the dedicated fugly enthusiast.
    (Correct me if I'm wrong)

    Please post pics with or without links .
    The links may die but CT pics never will.

    Lets start:
    Hmmmm, It may actually be appealing in some places (like those with a leopard skin rug on the floor or wall)
    but this is what inspired me tonite:
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    Vintage Leather and Solid Wood Poker Table - eBay (item 160273826458 end time Aug-23-08 12:54:46 PDT)
     
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  2. guinness

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    Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro, Uncle Rico and I play 4 handed on that every Saturday night.
     
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    LOL. I'd pay to watch that. Definitely would more entertaining than ESPN's last session.
     
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  4. EmptyPocs

    EmptyPocs all chips, no cash
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    OK, so I am grabbing these from a bunch of old threads
    but why not :)

    I'm glad I started digging, I had notseen some of these :laugh:


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    why use died cloth when you can use GRANITE
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    it's a shame that allot of the auction links in older posts are gone ---
     
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  5. whataboutj

    whataboutj TAG extrodinare

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    Excellent fins EP!!! I look forwrad to seeing more
    J
     
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    I don't remember when the last time I burst out laughing quite like this...

    Towels, cheap chips and masking tape! At least he could have used duct tape.
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    Did Ted Nugent sell his table?

     
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  8. EmptyPocs

    EmptyPocs all chips, no cash
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    after eating all the meat raw :laugh:

    put on your shades for this one:

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    byline9 Faux Clay Nation

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    It's apparent that a bad rail is the fastest way to membership in this club. :stunned:
     
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  11. EmptyPocs

    EmptyPocs all chips, no cash
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    egad!

    now that I'm prepared, do you have a closeup :laugh:
     
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    I'm glad the owner of the Texas table doesn't live in Hawaii--"Here, let me carry my chips from Maui over to the Big Island--All-in!"
     
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  14. Mango

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    so if your poker table looks like a trampoline then you have some issues :)
     
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    Here are a few more beauties...

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    And finally my favorite... The pièce de résistance... A table specifically made to incorporate one of those fugly, cheap, octagonal table toppers.

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    This thread rocks. :laugh:
     
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  17. legend

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    if you posted this to make me laugh my asss off it worked.
     
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    Here's two I found on craigslist. The first one has four cup-holders! :)
     

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    Bingo! :laugh:
     
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  20. EmptyPocs

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    OMG ! :razz: :laugh:
    you sure that 4 cup holder things isnt a dee-lux drink cart?

    the other one looks like something made of foam, real good for a pillow fight
     
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