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Grandgnu Takes 2nd Place!

Discussion in 'Poker News' started by grandgnu, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. grandgnu

    grandgnu Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations to Grandgnu for finishing 2nd place in a two-person pot. He had top pair medium kicker. He finished 5th out of 8 players.
     

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    I feel your pain!! Got my butt whooped last night
     
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    ^^^ This never gets old :happy:

    #lololnookerments
     
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  4. Toby

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    Toby would like to congratulate Grandgnu on his epic win. He feels that 2nd place in a heads up game would be more impressive.
    #thenookerprize
     
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    JM congratulates grandgnu on this nookeresque achievement! JM also moved this thread to the official nooker announcements forum.
     
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    Toby wishes this was real
     
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  7. grandgnu

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    Grandgnu thinks you're all a bunch of bum puppets. While Grandgnu is sponcsered in $30 tournaments you'll all be playing penny-ante games in your moms basement. Oh, and you're probably all gay too.
     
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    JJ83 thinks grandgnu should learn how to write before posting sh*t like ^^this^^

    Talk about bad grammar... sheesh :wink:

     
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    grandgnu thinks that JJ83 is a master of bum-puppetry and should take his show on the road. Oh, and he's probably gay too.
     
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    JJ83 wonders why grandgnu feels the need to call everyone gay... hmmm... JJ83 thinks grandgnu should look for a boyfriend elsewhere. This probably isn't the forum for it.

    Perhaps the term bum-puppet originated from a gay forum where nooker and his fellow internet predator grandgnu spend the rest of their sparetime.
     
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    Grandgnu thinks that JJ83 should keep his homoerotic fantasies to himself. Grandgnu is too busy going deep in single table tournaments to be bothered by such bum-puppetry
     
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    JJ83 thinks this thread is shaping up to be something awesome and is glad he is subscribed to it :)
     
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    Grandgnu thinks JJ83 has extremely low standards, but what should one expect from the king of bum puppets(tm)?
     
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    JJ83 is beyond grandgnus insults, being a king and all. On top of that JJ83 thinks nothing of grandgnus trivial poker accomplishments. JJ83 is now a level 4 player on his mobile poker app. You're all nothing compared to JJ83 when it comes to poker... and everything else for that matter!

    Bum-puppets everywhere applaud: your king has spoken!
     
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    JJ83 apparently has not kept up with nooker's poker supremacy. Nooker coined the term 'sponcsered' in his thread before calling us all bum-puppets for not being 'sponcsered' in tournaments.
     
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    Whilst grandgnu is having trouble writing, JM obviously has a problem with his reading skills. If he would check the wording on Nooker's post which JJ83 quoted earlier, JM would surely notice the horrendous grammar error.

    The One and Only Original Nooker: sponscer
    Grandgnu (and JM): sponcser

    However since king JJ83 is feeling lenient, he will let this slide... just this once. Let it not happen again or JJ83 will have to show JM just how big of a bum-puppet he (JJ83) really is!
     
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    Pug wonders where is ray? He could fix the grammar.
     
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    lmao, JM did not notice this egregious error (JM simply copied and pasted from grandgnu's post). JM begs forgiveness from his majesty.

     
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    Who else had to look and see if this had actually been created?
     
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  20. Toby

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    Toby thinks mods should lookup grandgnu's ip against nooker's.

    Toby suspects nooker = grandgnu and he's flirting with himself in some elaborate auto-erotic bum-puppetry forum fantasy.

    Toby awaits mod confirmation of this fact
     
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