New Poker Brat gear!!! (WSOP spoiler)

yeltzen · Tweet this Post! #1 07-09-2005, 03:23 PM

There's a new shirt in Phil Hellmuth's store:
"I Busted Out On The First Day and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

Also, for you Bill Fillmaff fans... the hand that got Phil on tilt the most (but didn't bust him) was... what else? KJo. He threw a fit about how stupid his opponent was for pushing all in with it. After all, his opponents are subhuman retards and they need to know this. The river was a J.

b_b_special · Tweet this Post! #2 07-09-2005, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by yeltzen

There's a new shirt in Phil Hellmuth's store:
"I Busted Out On The First Day and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

Also, for you Bill Fillmaff fans... the hand that got Phil on tilt the most (but didn't bust him) was... what else? KJo. He threw a fit about how stupid his opponent was for pushing all in with it. After all, his opponents are subhuman retards and they need to know this. The river was a J.

Hahahah, lmao. It seems to me like he brings all of his bad luck upon himself. Plus there are so many out there rooting against him. Not FOR the guy Hellmuth is playing against, but actually just against Phil. Funny. Will he ever get his 10th bracelet? He was doing so well last night, then the blow-up. Oh yeah, speaking of blow-ups:

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Originally Posted by cardplayer.com

"Floor on 127!" are the first words audible today, over the sounds of the clicking chips. Tournament Directors are called to the very table at which Mike Matusow sits, where he's being accused by a dealer of throwing cards. He's immediately assigned a ten minute penalty, but he adamantly and politely defends himself, and is supported by the rest of the players at the table. He's let off with a warning, but not more than a few seconds later, still steaming from the accusation, he let's the F-word slip. "Now I have to give you a 10 minute penalty," says Tournament Director Louis "You can't say the F-word." "F___ that," says Matusow. "Twenty minutes." "F_____n' great." "Thirty minutes." As Matusow leaves the area, he manages to fire off one more F-Bomb, rounding out his penalty to forty minutes, and starting a small round of applause from a crowd who up until this point, had been quite silent, and is now chatting away. Leave it to Mike "The Mouth" to get people talking.

taken from http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-tour...en=logs&type=0

Hell yeah Mike!!! F___ that stupid rule!!!

yeltzen · Tweet this Post! #3 07-09-2005, 03:53 PM

Hahaha Matusow kills me. I don't mind him as much... at least he knows people are laughing at what he does. Phil seems to think people really feel for him. Unless he's using it as a marketing strategy... in which case he's brilliant.

b_b_special · Tweet this Post! #4 07-09-2005, 03:57 PM

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Hahaha Matusow kills me. I don't mind him as much... at least he knows people are laughing at what he does. Phil seems to think people really feel for him. Unless he's using it as a marketing strategy... in which case he's brilliant.

I love Matusow, so mouthy but so fragile at the same time. Almost doesn't matter how he plays his cards. Haha. As for Phil, I think it may be the latter. When's his next book coming out? lol

yeltzen · Tweet this Post! #5 07-09-2005, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by yeltzen

Hahaha Matusow kills me. I don't mind him as much... at least he knows people are laughing at what he does. Phil seems to think people really feel for him. Unless he's using it as a marketing strategy... in which case he's brilliant.

I love Matusow, so mouthy but so fragile at the same time. Almost doesn't matter how he plays his cards. Haha. As for Phil, I think it may be the latter. When's his next book coming out? lol

Not for a while, he's working on the Phil Hellmuth car!!

b_b_special · Tweet this Post! #6 07-09-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by yeltzen

Hahaha Matusow kills me. I don't mind him as much... at least he knows people are laughing at what he does. Phil seems to think people really feel for him. Unless he's using it as a marketing strategy... in which case he's brilliant.

I love Matusow, so mouthy but so fragile at the same time. Almost doesn't matter how he plays his cards. Haha. As for Phil, I think it may be the latter. When's his next book coming out? lol

Not for a while, he's working on the Phil Hellmuth car!!

lol. So, anyone have a list of the naughty words not allowed at the wsop tables this year?

hunterking · Tweet this Post! #7 07-10-2005, 03:53 AM

this made me laugh when i saw it on 2 + 2, and i had to add it here...

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Originally Posted by blatz

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he let's the F-word slip. "Now I have to give you a 10 minute penalty," says Tournament Director Louis "You can't say the F-word." "F___ that," says Matusow. "Twenty minutes." "F_____n' great." "Thirty minutes." As Matusow leaves the area, he manages to fire off one more F-Bomb, rounding out his penalty to forty minutes

Remind anyone of this?

yeltzen · Tweet this Post! #8 07-10-2005, 02:14 PM

I read another story where Matusow said he threw the cards a little aggressively and hit the dealer. So the dealer calls for the flooperson. Matusow calmly explains what happens and is let off with a warning. So the flooperson leaves and Matusow says he said, "This f*cking dealer's got some problems," and the dealer called the floorperson over again.

"I have to give you a 10 minute penalty this time."
"But I didn't say anything."
"The dealer said you did."
"F*ck the dealer."
"Now it's twenty."
"F*ck you too!"
"Thirty!"
"F*ck this place!"
"FORTY!"

He's awesome.

hunterking · Tweet this Post! #9 07-10-2005, 04:26 PM

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He's awesome.

yep...if you read through the cardplayer.com live updates from yesterday, they've got some classic matusow quotes in there...

hunterking · Tweet this Post! #10 07-12-2005, 07:23 PM

looks like matusow is really picking up some speed today... according to the latest chip count on cardplayer.com:

Mike Matusow $1,260,000 in chips.... they have him listed as the 3rd biggest stack... closing in on the final 100 players...