Don 'The Matador' Everest: If we do this thing, that's a secret I'd like you to take with you to your grave, and if you don't, chances are you gonna get there a little bit sooner than you expected.
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Don 'The Matador' Everest: Clear out of here when you're done bleeding.
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I also lol'd the intro to Episode 2 (Yes, I remember which one), where the "Hey Jack***" guy from Happy Gilmore sits down to play in Eddie's ring game, all the nonsense he spews... its sad that that is all that guy ever accomplished in his acting career... his greatest achievement was being an ancilary character in a goofy Adam Sandler film.... LOLOLOL @ him.
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Saying, "Next Case" after every time you felt somebody... Hahaha.
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Kwan: Donavon Everest you are under arrest.
Everest: No kidding, i thought you came here to play cards.
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English chump: How could you play those cards? You didn't even have a pair.
Eddie: I played them because I have a pair.
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Jimmy Towne: Im gonna raise you
Eddie Towne: Oh your going to raise me... its a little late for that
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Matodor: If I am out of toilet paper I wipe my ass with 8000 dollars, nine if I had chili.
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Hellmuth (post elimination via Matador): ... lose to freakin crime lord!
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Internet Wiz (after calling off all his chips with KQ): THATS THE PROBLEM WITH THIS TOURNAMENT! ITS FULL OF AMATEURS!!!
I stood outside of Best Buy the day it came out on DVD... seriously, got it the opening day right when they opened... lets just say there wasn't anybody fightin' me for a copy...
10/5/07
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