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07-11-2006, 04:50 PM
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I don't know what happened but my cards have been running ice cold!
I was doing so well, and getting paid off. Now everyone and there brother is running me down. They are hitting 4 outers consistently, and getting there money in ALL types of bad.
I need help! I have won in a month!
What do I need to do?
I know...
Any virgins here? Wanna come sit on the alter? Oh that? Thats a ceremonial knife.
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07-11-2006, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Harlequin011 What do I need to do?
I know...
Any virgins here? Wanna come sit on the alter? Oh that? Thats a ceremonial knife. | This reminds me of "Big Trouble in Little China" for some reason.... 
This is probably better suited though... 
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07-11-2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Harlequin011
What do I need to do?
| I recommend slowing down on the Tasty Beverages -- I know when I've had a few too many & play, the cards are ALWAYS AGAINST ME! Must be some curse of alcohol, because lord know if I were sober, those same cards would NEVER had been in my hand nor would I have played them the way I did!  |
07-11-2006, 05:03 PM
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Are you saying that I need to drink a potion and go on a quest into the mountains?
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07-11-2006, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Harlequin011 Are you saying that I need to drink a potion? | NO!!!! Do not drink any potion -- this is the problem I fear!!! |
07-11-2006, 05:12 PM
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I can't help you, but if you figure it out, let me know please. I'm in the same boat. I've never seen so many inside straight draws get home as have happened against me the last couple of weeks. |
07-11-2006, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff I can't help you, but if you figure it out, let me know please. I'm in the same boat. I've never seen so many inside straight draws get home as have happened against me the last couple of weeks. | Damn!
Its contagious too!
I don't drink when I play. Maybe THATS the problem!
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07-11-2006, 05:25 PM
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Doc Hanahan has your cure.
2 Pain Killers your choice of course
1 Six Pack of Brew, the higher the alcohol content the better.
1 gnarly bowl
After this if somebody hits the river it won't affect you one iota.
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07-11-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HanahanStan Doc Hanahan has your cure.
2 Pain Killers your choice of course
1 Six Pack of Brew, the higher the alcohol content the better.
1 gnarly bowl
After this if somebody hits the river it won't affect you one iota. | HanahanStan -- THAT IS A SCREAM!  |
07-11-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by HanahanStan Doc Hanahan has your cure.
2 Pain Killers your choice of course
1 Six Pack of Brew, the higher the alcohol content the better.
1 gnarly bowl
After this if somebody hits the river it won't affect you one iota. | I am going to make a point of partying with you before I die. Albeit, I'll probably die shortly after.
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