[JM]

I learned that the whale oil I've been using on my leaded Paulson chips has mercury in it!

Will it hurt them??? What about the harp seal pelt I use do apply the whale oil?

Do I need to notify OSHA, EPA, DHS, FDIC?????????? HELP!!!

[JHickle]

Please contact PETA.

[tonypap]

LMFAO! Seriously, if I see another thread about the lead thing...

[JM]

Originally Posted by tonypap

LMFAO! Seriously, if I see another thread about the lead thing...

I hear ya, just couldn't help myself

[99%evil]

I've been feeding my kids small doses of arsenic, I just found out it might be bad for their teeth. Should I stop poisoning them?

I also found out that running around the city pushing old people down and kicking them could cause my boots to become scuffed...what should I do? Wear sneakers?

[JM]

Originally Posted by 99%evil

I've been feeding my kids small doses of arsenic, I just found out it might be bad for their teeth. Should I stop poisoning them?

I also found out that running around the city pushing old people down and kicking them could cause my boots to become scuffed...what should I do? Wear sneakers?

Small doses is good, it'll build up their tolerance!

[99%evil]

I've also been repeatedly hitting myself in the head with a framing hammer, I'm concerned that the blood could cause the hammer to rust...any suggestions?

[Wooly1]

Hey now.. I am a charter member of PETA aka "people eating tasty animals!"

[JHickle]

Originally Posted by 99%evil

I've also been repeatedly hitting myself in the head with a framing hammer, I'm concerned that the blood could cause the hammer to rust...any suggestions?

As long as it's chromed, you should be okay....Hammer away....

[Nexttime]

Originally Posted by Wooly1

Hey now.. I am a charter member of PETA aka "people eating tasty animals!"

Nice to meet a fellow member. Did you get our latest fund raising tshirt?