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11-08-2007, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 99%evil  I've also been repeatedly hitting myself in the head with a framing hammer, I'm concerned that the blood could cause the hammer to rust...any suggestions? | Hit harder till you stop bleeding?
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11-08-2007, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JM I hear ya, just couldn't help myself  |
I'm glad someone did... GO PAULSONS GO LEAD!!! |
11-08-2007, 04:17 PM
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LMAO! As long are you are using asbestos-containing cloth to apply your mercury-containing oil on your lead-containing chips...I'm sure the 3 things cancel each other out   Quote:
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11-08-2007, 04:18 PM
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I need one of those shirst!!! lol It would tick my sister in law off big time!!! lol Quote:
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11-08-2007, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by tastic LMAO! As long are you are using asbestos-containing cloth to apply your mercury-containing oil on your lead-containing chips...I'm sure the 3 things cancel each other out | ooh good point! You must be smart
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11-08-2007, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JM I learned that the whale oil I've been using...has mercury in it! | Geez...thanks for raining on my parade AGAIN today. First I find out I can't snort my pulverized Paulsons. Now you're telling me the whale oil I use to style my hair is a health hazard????? What's next? Microwave ovens causing road rage?
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11-08-2007, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by JM | Depends. How many times did you club the seal first?   http://www.chiptalk.net/forum/auctio...ever-seen.html |
11-08-2007, 06:49 PM
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In other news, scientists have recently discovered that swallowing small amounts of saliva over extended periods of time has proven fatal in 100% of the time. |
11-08-2007, 07:15 PM
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Joke around all you like. 
This is a fair warning, all contact with whales and whale related items such as oil, bone, meat etc can be very fatal or in best case turn you in to a wooden dummy.
This guy is all proof I need. 
Also Johna in the Bible had some serious problems with a whale not to mention Captain Ahab.
Open your eyes for heavens sake, the proof is out there. |
11-08-2007, 07:39 PM
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NICE!!!!
If would excuse me I have to apply that 5th coat of sunscreen - those UV rays ARE deadly at night! |
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