I was thinking about this during the commute home tonight...
trashcan - no problem.
urinal - probably if I could use a stick or something to fish it out.
crapper - again, if I could do it without having to put my hand in there.
outhouse or port-o-potty - forget it...
dog crap on em - begrudgingly, but yeah i would probably clean em too...
Whats funny to me, if I dropped my cell phone in the crapper.... its time for a new one. i am not going for it, but if it was a chip - id probably give it a go.

pretty funny what CT'rs will go through to keep their chips.