[xWARWICKx]

You got me .. I thought you were sereous .... I guess I should have thought that through ..............

[coyote]

Whale oil works really well, but you must use it in combination with seal skin to polish the chips afterwards.

[xWARWICKx]

Naaaa...I polish mine after with the head of a bald eagle ...soft stuff..

[shadesofgrey]

Originally Posted by coyote

Whale oil works really well, but you must use it in combination with seal skin to polish the chips afterwards.

I prefer to use the fur of a baby white seal. Not all seal fur is the same you know.

[luckychick]

This reminds me of an idea I came up with a couple years ago.

Apparently elephant milk has the highest fat content of any mammal. I figured I could make a bundle sellng elephant butter to some place like Whole Foods. One lactating elephant should give a lot of milk, right?

[xWARWICKx]

hmmm.....seams like every thread I start goes this way ....

[OnTheButton]

I prefer to use "puppy wax" but the import taxes are killing me these days...

[JM]

Baby oil works great, but its tough to wring it out of the squirmy little things.

[OnTheButton]

Originally Posted by JM

Baby oil works great, but its tough to wring it out of the squirmy little things.

Well DUH, you don't put it on them FIRST... Jeez...

[smoore]

psst... hey, buddy.... wanna buy some whale oil? baby seal skin?