[Vince]

Okay, I start.

Was donking around at a $1 short handed Omaha SNG with AA46 a shorter stack pushed I called, he showed QQracks. Well, he caught his Q on the turn and afterwards I got a comment "that was really bad play to raise it up that much with AA"
We were only 4 players left.

Another one:
almost same thing but a $1 NL SNG short handed:
I raised about 5xbbs with AJ from the button, a short stack pushed all-in with a KT for maybe 6BBs more, I called, I lost. A third person said "wow, pretty donkey to raise with AJ off suit"

It's just funny. I mean, it's okay if people don't play well, maybe they just want to play some poker from time to time or they don't know better. That's okay.
But people who play weak and leave even dumber comments, that's my definition of a donkey. Weak players who think they actually play good.

Any other funny chats out there?
Once, a guy instulted me for some reason, wrote "It's a cool name, TRSamugay" My screenname there is TRSamurai (in order to TR KIng and the BCCs) and his name was guildo and I was like "I get accused to be gay from somebody who calls himself dildo?"
Got some "nice hand" from the other players

[Felix]

You are speaking right out of my soul (does this make sense in english?!)! Just this moment i am playing 2+0.25 NLHE SNG´s on FT. People are calling re-raises with hand like 47s and than talk bs if they hit their flush on the river!
Last time i played those low Limits was a few months ago, but i forgot that the skill-level of the players has been so lousy! Don´t know if playing those limits is good for my heart, because i am getting so upset and angry when those donks hit their rubbish hands and make comments that they play so good!

[Vince]

jap.
It's also funny when I leave some comments like "strong raise" when somebody mini raises, everybody folds and he shows AKs. Most of the times there're comments like "why don't you play higher if you're so good?" (when I play those donkey low limit crap at titan) and I politely reply "bankrollmanagement, I usually don't play much here" cause I'm playing cash games at Full Tilt.
than "oh, but I think you got so much skills" (in broken french english) and my reply again "maybe, but skills don't matter much here. these tables are 90% luck anyway"
And I'm really convinced (yeah, sorry) that you can't make profit in those tourneys. Especially not in holdem, the odds in Omaha are slightly better.

[Felix]

What limits do you play on FT? My Nick on FT is Vielix. But unfortunately i am back to the very low limits. Perhaps we see each other at the tables.

[byline9]

There's so much BS trash talk in the P* donkaments.

I admit to playing in a limit HE freeroll last night...wanted to practice my limit game, fool around a bit, and didn't want to lose any real money.

I was actually doing really well, and was somewhat big stacked at this table. So somebody new gets moved to the table, which was already playing extremely loose, and he jumps right into the betting. I had something like Kd-Qd, and got a good flop for both draws...at this kind of table, the pot odds are really good to stay in a hand like this; and being big-stacked in a limit game, the guys can't push me off.

So I hit the flush on the river, and took down a big pot from the new guy (who I believe had only paired an ace, and still called to the river with these draws on the board.) Then HE starts complaining about what a bad player I was. After that, still sore about losing, he started busting on me personally for several minutes.

Finally I get moved to another table. Just for fun, I go back after a few minutes and find my old table, and kind of keep an eye on what's going on -- was it just me? But no, the guy's still there, and now he's ripping the other players at the table.

Thing is, the guy generally wasn't a bad player, won some decent pots...just had a bad attitude. I mean, why play in a freeroll if you can't enjoy the game? But it seems like I run into at least one of these characters that can't STFU in every donkament on P*.

[Colquhoun]

I used to play the LIMIT sng tournies on pokerroom, and their lobby was a bit confusing. This would lead to at least one NL player mistakenly playing in EVERY limit tourney. Immediately, the rest of us heard, "Limit sucks", "This is all luck", "Nothing but chasers", etc. These guys always were convinced the limit players were "always lucky", chased everything and were terrible players. Funny that these complainers were ALWAYS the first ones out.

The best line I ever read was from one of these guys, "How am I supposed to win against you donks that chase everything to the river?"

[jojobinks]

Originally Posted by Vince

And I'm really convinced (yeah, sorry) that you can't make profit in those tourneys. Especially not in holdem...

level? why can't you win...b/c they play so bad it's impossible?

check the $3 sng challenge from last summer. littlebu, me, and others crushed these tournaments.

[Vince]

Originally Posted by jojobinks

level? why can't you win...b/c they play so bad it's impossible?

check the $3 sng challenge from last summer. littlebu, me, and others crushed these tournaments.

$1 short handed. I check my states from last three days and I'm $18 up.
But usually I play NL10 at full tilt. I prefer cash games.