[Wedge Rock]

Nice story, HQ... Karma is a beautiful thing.







By the way, I still want to play you headsup 5/10...

[Harlequin011]

Originally Posted by Wedge Rock

Nice story, HQ... Karma is a beautiful thing.







By the way, I still want to play you headsup 5/10...

Are you going to keep whining, and insist we play 10/20 after I felt you?













... Cap or no cap?

[yeltzen]

I'm sorry, but you ladies need to grow some thicker skin. My God.

[Harlequin011]

Originally Posted by yeltzen

I'm sorry, but you ladies need to grow some thicker skin. My God.

It's not like we've lost any sleep over it. But if people are going to give it, then they should expect it back.

Like you jerko

[Devilboy]

Originally Posted by Harlequin011

Immediately after the tourny I sat down to a 1-2 game and I hit KJs.

Well I made a loose call and hit my K on the flop. Ended up getting it all-in when the turn brought an opened ended straight draw. I river a J and crack his AA.

This guy melts down and starts talking all types of trash to me, saying he wants to play me heads up 5/10. He's calling me names and goading me.

My response...

"Whats the point of it? Just take your beat like a man."

Well that set him off pretty bad, and he kept saying how he was going to get his money back from me. That's when I told him.

"I'm going to take your $50 and light it on fire." Then I logged off.

Mr. Pro couldn't keep his mouth shut long enough to get his money back. Right before I left he ran the big stack off and was whining about that. I feel like the kid in Sixth Sense.

...I see d-bags. They don't even know they're d-bags.

Yesterday I limp in with A2 suited in EP and the guy to my left raises to 5xBB. He gets 2 callers and I decide to make a loose call too.

I get lucky and flop the nut flush, and proceed to double through his AA...

Guy goes nuts. 'You called with A2s? Let's play HU for $2 million' and all that. The 'Lets play heads up' seems to be common around the tables.

I reply 'Sure, and while we're at it I'll go get a ruler so we can compare penis sizes'

Table busts out laughing.

[Harlequin011]

Nice. Did you tell him they were sooted?

[Wedge Rock]

Originally Posted by Devilboy

Guy goes nuts. 'You called with A2s? Let's play HU for $2 million' and all that. The 'Lets play heads up' seems to be common around the tables.

Sure... I don't mind playing headsup with your money.

[smoore]

heh, I was playing the $1.10 SnG's on 'stars a month or so ago and we were down to four on one table. Two mouthy idiots are going at each other pretty good and one guy says, "Well buddy, the kiddie game is down the list a little"



The only thing I could respond to that particular jewel was, "Dude, this *is* the kiddie game!"

He went on to explain that he meant play money and I asked him if he was going to get a #4 or #6 value meal once he won the tournament. After all, the $5 top prize won't cover those expensive value meals

[shadesofgrey]

Originally Posted by smoore

heh, I was playing the $1.10 SnG's on 'stars a month or so ago and we were down to four on one table. Two mouthy idiots are going at each other pretty good and one guy says, "Well buddy, the kiddie game is down the list a little"



The only thing I could respond to that particular jewel was, "Dude, this *is* the kiddie game!"

He went on to explain that he meant play money and I asked him if he was going to get a #4 or #6 value meal once he won the tournament. After all, the $5 top prize won't cover those expensive value meals

LMAO - classic! Do they even have smaller tournies that $1.10?

Seems to me the online banter is creeping in to casinos... I got walked out of my first casino last week because I wouldnt back down from some drunks that were goading me.... One dude had the nerve to call me Jamie Gould - took his stack and his rebuy too

[shanghai_sparky]

I don't think I ever read a thread ith so many great comments!
My comment to those fools is:
If you are so great, why are you in the shallow end of the poker pool? Go take money off the big fish. Then they usually shut up.
If they go on tilt, I push harder to get them completely off.