[noelsarchs]

This is just way too funny. I was playing on a 10 cent single table tonight. Then I had to leave so I clicked away from table and left the house for an hour....

Got home and found out that I took second place and the best part is that not one of these morons figured it out until the last hand! I was one blind away from being busted and the person in second at the time, went all in and lost. There were at least 20 more hands played after I left. I even posted a note in the chat box that I was tired of these idiots sucking out on me so I was leaving now...

Then on the second from last hand, all she had to do was fold one more time....

Here are the final two hands reading from bottom up and I am OldCourse...


Single-Table TournamentTable NameHand IDGameStakes$0.10 - NL - 9 Seats10471029-98Holdem No Limit300/600[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Hand Start.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has $17,660[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has $340[Jul 16 21:09:45] : engineer007 is the dealer.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : engineer007 posted small blind.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : oldcourse posted big blind.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Game [98] started with 2 players.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Dealing Hole Cards.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has 7h 6s[Jul 16 21:09:50] : engineer007 called 300[Jul 16 21:09:51] : Showdown![Jul 16 21:09:51] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has 7h 6s[Jul 16 21:09:53] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has As Kd[Jul 16 21:09:53] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has 7h 6s[Jul 16 21:09:53] : engineer007 : gg[Jul 16 21:09:55] : Stakes: 300/600 Current level: 7 Next level in: 3 min. [Jul 16 21:10:02] : indymom : he got 2nd[Jul 16 21:10:02] : Board cards [Ac Td Ts 3c 6h][Jul 16 21:10:02] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has As Kd[Jul 16 21:10:02] : engineer007 has Two Pair: Aces and 10s[Jul 16 21:10:02] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has 7h 6s[Jul 16 21:10:02] : oldcourse has Two Pair: 10s and 6s[Jul 16 21:10:02] : engineer007 wins 680 with Two Pair: Aces and 10s[Jul 16 21:10:03] : indymom : lol[Jul 16 21:10:04] : indymom : gg[Jul 16 21:10:08] : engineer007 : gg[Jul 16 21:10:11] : Hand is over.

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Single-Table TournamentTable NameHand IDGameStakes$0.10 - NL - 9 Seats10471029-97Holdem No Limit300/600[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Hand Start.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has $11,720[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Seat 4 : indymom has $5,940[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has $340[Jul 16 21:09:10] : oldcourse is the dealer.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : engineer007 posted small blind.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : indymom posted big blind.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Game [97] started with 3 players.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Dealing Hole Cards.[Jul 16 21:09:10] : Seat 8 : oldcourse has 4s As[Jul 16 21:09:10] : oldcourse folded.[Jul 16 21:09:14] : engineer007 called 300[Jul 16 21:09:16] : Stakes: 300/600 Current level: 7 Next level in: 4 min. [Jul 16 21:09:16] : indymom checked.[Jul 16 21:09:17] : Dealing flop.[Jul 16 21:09:17] : Board cards [8s Kd 6c][Jul 16 21:09:21] : engineer007 bet 600[Jul 16 21:09:25] : indymom called 600 and raised 4,740 and is All-in[Jul 16 21:09:27] : engineer007 called 4,740[Jul 16 21:09:28] : Showdown![Jul 16 21:09:29] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has Kc Td[Jul 16 21:09:29] : Seat 4 : indymom has Th 6h[Jul 16 21:09:36] : Board cards [8s Kd 6c 7h Ad][Jul 16 21:09:36] : Seat 4 : indymom has Th 6h[Jul 16 21:09:36] : indymom has Pair: 6s[Jul 16 21:09:36] : Seat 2 : engineer007 has Kc Td[Jul 16 21:09:36] : engineer007 has Pair: Kings[Jul 16 21:09:36] : engineer007 wins 11,880 with Pair: Kings[Jul 16 21:09:36] : Stakes: 300/600 Current level: 7 Next level in: 3 min. [Jul 16 21:09:45] : engineer007 : I think he left[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Hand is over.[Jul 16 21:09:45] : Stakes: 300/600 Current level: 7 Next level in: 3 min.

[Oldcycles]

That is too funny.