[AcHiStr8]

Hello everyone. I'm new to the site & looking forward to talking about chips!

[noelsarchs]

Originally Posted by AcHiStr8

Hello everyone. I'm new to the site & looking forward to BUYING chips!

Edited OP a bit.

[shanghai_sparky]

Do you currently own any chips?
If so...

If not, get your checkbook ready for some damage.
You are in the right place, my friend. Welcome.

[asam2006]

Welcome to Chip Talk! Be prepared to "invest" all your money in chips and poker related paraphenalia. Oh, yea and none of us think we're really that sick. Go back before its too late.

[bob007]

Originally Posted by AcHiStr8

Hello everyone. I'm new to the site & looking forward to talking about chips!

Howdy partner.

I have 500 or what are known as "Diamond Chips", they are called diamonds because they are the best, as you'll find out here.

These chips routinely sell for around 5 dollars a chip. I'm feeling generous and since you're a new guy I'll offer them to you and you only for 3.75 a chip if you take all 500, you'll get 5 colors too.

Other chip talk members will be BEGGING me to sell them to them for 5 dollars a chip because they are so rare.

We always try and give the new guy a great deal, I'll even eat the paypal charges.

Your pal,

Bob

[bob007]

Can someone tell me how to post pictures? The new guy needs to see the diamonds. Thanks.

[hachkc]

Originally Posted by shanghai_sparky

You are in the right place, my friend. Welcome.

Said the spider to the fly.

[shanghai_sparky]

Originally Posted by bob007

Can someone tell me how to post pictures? The new guy needs to see the diamonds. Thanks.

Click on the help drop-down menu on the upper right. There is a link to posting chip porn.

[bob007]

Originally Posted by shanghai_sparky

Click on the help drop-down menu on the upper right. There is a link to posting chip porn.

Chip porn? I don't want to post anything like that, what the hell are you guys doing here? I understand the "passion" about chips but don't you think that's taking it a little too far?

How many chips will you exploit before you say "enough".

[Matthew]

Originally Posted by bob007

How many chips will you exploit before you say "enough".

i·ro·ny
n. pl. i·ro·nies
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.