Since I have no clue what's on or off the table (no pun intended), I assume that the Ritz Carlton are available and call dibs on them. I am willing to share as I don't need the whole lot, just a few hundred of the 500, 1000, and 5000, the rest of you can have what's left

Also, would take 10-20 Ambassador $1000, if there are any left.
Please let me know when and how much as I am negotiating to sell a kidney to fund this purchase and I need at least 24 hours advance notice before I get my money.