fire Sale It's All Gotta Go.

Quads · #1 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 06:15 PM

For sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO.
Due to current circumstances that were illustrated today, I must get rid of everything pictured and described below. These prices are spot on for today's value. Don't miss a good deal when you see it.

Make offer if you are not willing to pay my asking price. Items are priced to move. Again, as of today's events, these are priced at "Fair Market Value"

WILL NOT SHIP.
If you do not pick them up within 1 week of buying, I'll burn them, no question asked.

GL. Payment via cash in hand or paypal.

"Beat Michigan" pin. Obviously, this isn't a difficult task. $0.02

Michigan Wall Art. Paid $150 / each. Selling both for $1 or best offer.

Michigan cap. Worn quite a bit. Has been to the "Big House". Asking $0.27 cents. Will take $0.07. Sentimental value of this hat is worth more than million.

Michigan "Maize" (Yellow) down comforter asking $0.50

Children Toys / Blue - Yellow blocks. $0.05. Child is not allowed to play with blue / yellow toys anymore.

Children Michigan "Teddy Bear" $0.12 or best offer.

Michigan Football cap. Well used. Has been to many games. $0.02 or best offer.

Childrens "Michigan" Pool $0.01

Michigan Blue / Yellow dog bed. $0.06

Men's XL size Michigan Football Shirts (8 total) BUY ONE GET 7 FREE! $0.27

Michigan "Big House" 107,501 football cap. (107,501 is how many people can pack into the largest NCAAF stadium and watch a ranked team lose against an unknown. $0.12

Michigan Puma Shoes. Great for tailgating and doing the walk of shame. These sell new for close to $80 buck. Get them from me for $0.58 or best offer.

Misc. Michigan housewares. Towels, cups, dishes, trinkets, "M" crap that Wifey's buy. Approx. 50 different pieces. $1.00

Michigan Football DVD. Memories of what a good team *used to be*. Will be a great historical item. Paid $14.00, selling for $0.25

Michigan Football / Trucker's style Ball cap $0.31 or best offer. Lightly used.

Mens XL Michigan Raincoat. Paid $125. Selling for $0.85 or best offer.

Various pictures, picture frames, etc. Approx. 200 pictures. 10 frames with pictures. Buy the frames, get the pictures or free. $0.25

Michigan Football / Rose Bowl Ball cap. More proof, more salt on the wound. Must sell. $0.15

Michigan Themed / Blue / Yellow bedding. Fits Cal-King. (Dogs not included.) Wifey says she paid over $400 for it all. Quilt is hand made. Sheet count is 400 (whatever the *F* that means) Sacrifice sale for $1.50 or best offer.

Michigan Football Jersey. As shown in the picture. Paid $200. Sure to be a collectors item and sure to be a hit at the sale price of $0.50

Michigan Licence Plate Frames (quantity 2) Best offer.

2004/5 Michigan "Blue" Ski Centurion Ski Boat. Stereo, custom wake board, matching trailer, interior is blue/ white / yellow. Too many upgrades to mention. Boat is silly fast. Stainless prop, aftermarket 90 over headers, FI, expanded throttle body, chipped, immaculate condition. over 45K invested. Must sell. $250 or best offer.

Michigan BBQ Branding Iron. Would be great to use on the current staff. Never used. $0.30

Misc. plastic cups. Great for remember statistics of the days gone. Approx. 10 total. Different sizes, etc. $0.03

**ALSO FOR SALE, BUT NOT SHOWN**

2 Graduate Degree / Diplomas.
(1 Bachelors in Communication, 1 MBA)
(The MBA one is very nice, framed and signed in real ink)
I also have access to other family members degrees which I'm sure I can get thrown in on the offer. (approx 10 others). Please inquire about a buy one, get 4 more FREE deal.

Season Tickets at "The Big House" Watch them play, live in person, and do the walk of shame yourself. Really. There is no experience like it. It can be fun if you are uber drunk because you tailgated across the street at the golf course for 8 hours.
Section 20, Row 22 (2 seats)
Section 19, Row 3 (2 seats)
All 4 tickets- $50 for the season. Add 5 bucks for next year if you'd like those as well.

Child's College Trust Fund. Started approx. 1 year ago. Intended for use at U of M, current value roughly 8K. Trust fund is combination of a basket stock / mutual funds account and some additional monies in a 529 plan. Child won't use it for Michigan. Will be using new money for new school. Make offer.

shadesofgrey · #2 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 06:20 PM

GL Sir! Had to be the first to say that

LMAO!!!

poislb · #3 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 06:21 PM

I will take the boat.....

Irish Se7en · #4 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 06:28 PM

If it helps any they were playing the Number One Team in the nation the last two years. In 1-AA

Since you're selling all of your team apparel for cheap money, maybe you'll have enough to invest in this new gear.

shanghai_sparky · #5 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 06:51 PM

I will send you a red marker and you can turn the "M" over and have a Badger logo!

Otherwise, I think a Michigan team with green and white colors would love to have the new additions to the fan base.

FWIW: The Gophers had a similar experience a couple years ago in the NCAA hockey tourney giving new life to the "Golden Choker" nickname.

Ragman · #6 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 07:18 PM

Please don't take such drastic measures and get rid of your Michigan stuff just yet. There's still hope. I know right now you're depressed (suicidal?) but cheer up -- the schedule gets easier from here on out......there's still Notre Dame and Eastern Michigan to play yet.

P.S.: Thank God, BO wasn't around to see this.

jadillon · #7 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 07:29 PM

Don't sell yet! Coaching change is inevitable now! Maybe Penn State can even beat Michigan this year. . .

shanghai_sparky · #8 (**permalink**) 09-01-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragman

Please don't take such drastic measures and get rid of your Michigan stuff just yet. There's still hope. I know right now you're depressed (suicidal?) but cheer up -- the schedule gets easier from here on out......there's still Notre Dame and Eastern Michigan to play yet.

P.S.: Thank God, BO wasn't around to see this.

Then there are the last two road trips to East Lansing and Madison before finishing off the season with a loss at home to OSU.

Sat., Sep. 1 Appalachian State Ann Arbor
Sat., Sep. 8 Oregon Ann Arbor
Sat., Sep. 15 Notre Dame Ann Arbor
Sat., Sep. 22 Penn State* Ann Arbor
Sat., Sep. 29 Northwestern* Evanston, Ill.
Sat., Oct. 6 Eastern Michigan Ann Arbor
Sat., Oct. 13 Purdue* Ann Arbor
Sat., Oct. 20 Illinois* Champaign, Ill.
Sat., Oct. 27 Minnesota* Ann Arbor
Sat., Nov. 3 Michigan State* East Lansing, Mich.
Sat., Nov. 10 Wisconsin* Madison, Wis.
Sat., Nov. 17 Ohio State* Ann Arbor