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Old 05-26-2007, 08:22 AM
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What do you do when your dealer is mentally defective?
Okay, let's say you have this really brain-dead dealer. He keeps sending the cards right into the path of the Ionic Breeze and flipping them over. He keeps burning an extra card after the one that flipped is supposed to be the burn. He keeps mucking people's cards when they're still in the hand. And so on and so on. Do you:

1) Tell him to get the eff out.

2) Kick him in the pills.

3) Give him a drink.

4) Give him a stripper.
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2 followed immediately by 1.
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2 followed immediately by 1.
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Re: What do you do when your dealer is mentally defective?
Bang him on the forehead and say "Hellllooooo, McFly!"
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Bang him on the forehead and say "Hellllooooo, McFly!"
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Re: What do you do when your dealer is mentally defective?
Yeah, he's basically gonna have to clean it up or he ain't coming back. Not worth the frustration.
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Is this live or online?
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Is this live or online?
I think the bigger question is, "Why on Earth do you have an Ionic Breeze?"
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Is this live or online?

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