The stupidest thing I've ever seen with the moving button rule:
I'm supposed to be BB, but SB and BUTTON are getting up to seat in a tournament. I get the button, post a live BB and a dead SB (have to post all my blinds). As I'm explaining to the floor that I got screwed out of two hands and the best thing for me to do would be to sit out until the BB returned to me, the new SB says, "YEAH! I just posted a dead SB and a live BB too, I should just sit out!"... everyone at the table says.... "YEAH!" and the floorperson is starting to look a little nervous.... anyway I get distracted by the large boobed cocktail waitress and the hand gets underway. I didn't even bother to look at my cards, I just raised blind since the table was now 6 handed, I'm on the button and I already had a BB + SB out there, there were three callers and the other two blinds who both had a dead SB. Leering at the floorperson like the drunk that I am garnered me a snide look and a cold shoulder for the rest of the night. Stupid rule in this case, especially in a 2/4 limit game... jeez. And of course, magoo won the hand. I think I tripped up on the turn or something
