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04-25-2005, 12:19 AM
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| | Sheriff walks through the front door, Pauses, Spits
"I think what we have here is a failure to communicate"
NOW Boy how many hard boiled eggs can you eat?  |
04-25-2005, 01:03 PM
|  | On the Bubble | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mpls. MN
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| | | You got to give the kid a little credit. We all have a dream...... too bad most of ours don't involve some heavy legal implications. I'd love to go to this "Disney Land" poker room. If you noticed, he didn't once mention any security. But I suppose being a minor, he'd probably host this in his parents basement. Mom and Dad might be enough security to handle a basement full of gamble crazed hooligans from the San Diego area. I realy want some of that free pizza. Maybe fruit punch is included on that. |
04-25-2005, 11:37 PM
| | Final Table | | Join Date: Apr 2005
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| | | lol thats funny |
04-27-2005, 10:10 PM
|  | Poker Spellcaster | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NLHE cash table Age: 39
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| | | "What's with the pins?"
"Oh, we're wired straight into the Precinct." |
05-08-2005, 08:38 PM
| | Short Stack | | Join Date: May 2005
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| | | The funny part for me is that he is in the "San Diego area" as am I.
I'd love to take this kids money... Close him down on the first night open.
Heck he could be a 60 year old business man wanting to do this out of his home, and I would show up. (If it was for real)
Walk in there with $5000 bankroll and clean house at the max limits on BlackJack.
What he fails to realize is that the ONLY reason the casinos stay alive and make money is most of the games have that 1-2% house advantage that ONLY comes into play when you can run all the games, non-stop for 24 hours 7 days a week. Slim odds like that don't pay except via long term.
I had a "Casino Royale" night for real money when I was a senior in High School (loooooong time ago) and we got worked for hundreds... It was fun, we did it right, but when a player is "on a roll" you can't comp him a room so he will blow it tomorrow night.
The odds just don't pay the house on short term playing. That is the real glitch in the logic, rake or not.
(Sorry if this was a dead thread, but I'm new here, and I enjoyed reading that drivel... lol)  |
05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
|  | Final Table | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Garwood, NJ
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| | Just discovered this gem of a thread... sounded like a fine idea to me!  |
06-10-2005, 12:28 PM
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| | that is absolutely hilarious. I read every post, and fell out of my chair by the end of the last post!!!!!!!!!!!  What a fool!  |
06-10-2005, 01:51 PM
|  | Poker Nerd (and Admin) | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: bottom pair and a flush draw Age: 35
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06-11-2005, 12:24 AM
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| | | Re: The funniest 2+2 thread IN HISTORY!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by VARoadstter OMG, this is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard: 2+2
I HAD to put in my 2 cents. Hope you all enjoy it. | I'm a dedicated 2+2 lurker, rare poster, but home game enthusiast that has lurked at chiptalk until now.
But when I saw the subject line of the OP, I thought to myself, must be tworooks home casino: the most ridiculous thing I've seen on 2+2 in almost 3 years of reading.
Of course, I was correct. Kudos to JoJoBinks for sharing the ridicule! |
06-11-2005, 02:53 PM
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| | | Jezus Krist, the funniest things on the chick/birthday thread are the avitars of the cat jumping on the kid and the penguin whackin' the other penguin. F'n hilarious |
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