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We have a few guys who attend our home game that can't go 30 minutes with dead cards without making it known how they're being totally shafted. These whiners can get on my nerves, especially if they whine all night and then catch a streak at 2:00 a.m. and go home with cash.
So I ordered myself the greatest poker accessory ever. It arrived today, and it's perfect.
player A: snaps his cards into the muck saying"man not a playable hand all night what am I the unluckiest guy in the world" or "I can't believe you played 3-5 off suit what a donkey"
then you: bust out with some sad beggars "can you spare some change" music on the violin.