[scatcher]

We have a few guys who attend our home game that can't go 30 minutes with dead cards without making it known how they're being totally shafted. These whiners can get on my nerves, especially if they whine all night and then catch a streak at 2:00 a.m. and go home with cash.

So I ordered myself the greatest poker accessory ever. It arrived today, and it's perfect.

The World's Smallest Playable Violin - 1/32nd scale.

[ontheuptick]

That's fantastic! I can't wait to hear their reaction!

[imperial10]

The "STFU chips don't work huh?

I would love to see that in person...

player A: snaps his cards into the muck saying"man not a playable hand all night what am I the unluckiest guy in the world" or "I can't believe you played 3-5 off suit what a donkey"

then you: bust out with some sad beggars "can you spare some change" music on the violin.

[jojobinks]

world record? uw85 complained about having no cards last week before the first orbit was over.

[aquaman]

Originally Posted by jojobinks

world record? uw85 complained about having no cards last week before the first orbit was over.

He's such a girl.