yeltzen's new girl

STANK1000 · #1 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:11 PM

so we're having our first home game in like almost three months tonight. it's going to be especially exciting because boris is bringing his new slu, er, i mean girlfriend. so i can't quite decide how to handle this. i figure there are several options including:

1. break out the true stankalicious charm, and steal her from him.

2. humiliate him at every chance, just for fun.

3. just act normal and save his humiliation for the first time she sees him nekkid.

4. realize that the poor blind squirrel finally found a nut, and talk him up like god he thinks he is.

any suggestions?

99%evil · #2 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:16 PM

Ask Matt (in front of GF)if he's told her he has to register as a sex offender if they eventually move in together.

nygiantsfan3342 · #3 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:17 PM

After your game, this thread will be worthless without pics!!!!

STANK1000 · #4 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 99%evil

Ask Matt (in front of GF)if he's told her he has to register as a sex offender if they eventually move in together.

nice. or maybe i'll just casually mention that since there will be a daycare opening down the street soon, he won't be permitted to come over and play at my house anymore.

nygiantsfan3342 · #5 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:27 PM

You also need to go up to her before he introduces her and say:

"(Insert wrong name here) nice to meet you, yeltzens told me all about you. I thought you had blonde hair?"

BigKyle · #6 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:43 PM

Ask her if she has ever been banned from an online forum.

STANK1000 · #7 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:44 PM

maybe i'll just work the phrase "donkey-punch" into the conversation as many times as possible so she'll be sooo anxious to get the hell out of my house, that they both end up throwing away their chips.

99%evil · #8 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:51 PM

YOu could ask him if she's 'into' the same stuff the old girl was with the poker group...as you are needing a tension release.

STANK1000 · #9 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 99%evil

YOu could ask him if she's 'into' the same stuff the old girl was with the poker group...as you are needing a tension release.

lol. or maybe i'll play the first hand down to the finish with a losing hand, then when the hand is over i'll take off a piece of clothing and toss it to the winner. have somebody else do the same for the second hand, then watch the look she gives boris as she's thinking "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GET ME INTO!!!!"

babujit1 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-27-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by STANK1000

lol. or maybe i'll play the first hand down to the finish with a losing hand, then when the hand is over i'll take off a piece of clothing and toss it to the winner. have somebody else do the same for the second hand, then watch the look she gives boris as she's thinking "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GET ME INTO!!!!"

She may just follow your lead, which could be good or bad.