Topless dealer...

PokerPants · #1 (**permalink**) 10-08-2006, 01:54 PM

My buddy and I befriended a 22 year old old dancer in a local "gentlemen's establishment". Very sweet and attractive girl who mentioned that she likes to play poker. So, we invited her to deal our home game, topless of course. I told her she'd make tips dealing for 4 hours and I'd garantee that she made at least $300 having fun with a group of well behaved generous and fun guys. It was a weeknight so the $300 was equal to what she was going to make oil wrestling-without all that oil and wrestling.

When she showed up we sat down on the couch becasue she said she had some rules she wanted to go over before we got started. She was there alone so she didn't have any security/bodyguard so I thought, Oh, boy here comes the "no touching, blah, blah, blah...". No, her rules were no splashing the pot no string bets... etc, they were poker rules. This is going to be fantastic. She didn't even complain that my AC was cranked to about 60 degrees.

We play a 1/2 NL cash game with $100 buyin. Before we started I told the players this was a "rebuy or go home" game. No free Boobies. Players could rebuy $50 or $100. I had pleanty of rebuys and the game was at my house so this rule was fine with me. No one else had a problem with it.

So we decided that she would start clothed and every time she got a $20 tip she would lose an article of clothing. She was only wearing 4 items when she arrived. I counted. Of course within a couple hands we forked enough to get her disrobed. It didn't take long.

Early in the night she decided that if you went all in she would come over an rub on you a little bit for good luck. She call it the "booty rub". This generated plenty of loose action. Rather than deal for 4 hours she stayed for 8 hours and didn't leave my house till 4am. She stayed pretty loaded and ran a fantastic game. The "booty rub" evolved into a mini-lapdance complete with motorboat.

It was the best poker night ever. I lost $140. The big winner was our dealer. She left with over $700 in tips. At the end of the night she had over half of all the chips in play. It was quite an event. Even my wife was impressed.

Deuce · #2 (**permalink**) 10-08-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PokerPants

Even my wife was impressed.

WOW

Slagar · #3 (**permalink**) 10-08-2006, 02:09 PM

Now your games are going to be boring if she's not there

PokerPants · #4 (**permalink**) 10-08-2006, 02:16 PM

I thought about that, but word got out and now I have plenty of suckers wanting in on the arrangement. Also several local card rooms have topless dealers a few nights a week, so I can play there if I want.

I wasn't sure how it could get any better until I remembered that I lost money, so I will keep doing it until I win. After that I just need to figure out some way to continue to make it better. I'm looking forward to it.