oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

jojobinks · #1 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 11:33 AM

please post any hysterical "OMG the pharaoh's are so F'ed up" comments here, so that i know which thread to ignore from here on out.

BPTDirector · #2 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jojobinks

please post any hysterical "OMG the pharaoh's are so F'ed up" comments here, so that i know which thread to ignore from here on out.

I second that - - -

ddollevoet · #3 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 12:20 PM

Darn it jojo!!! I saw your title and thought that you had some gotten your hands on some chips. Oh well.

I agree whole-heartedly with your post.

Daniel · #4 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 12:21 PM

ditto!

Wooderson · #5 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 12:38 PM

OMG~! I can't believe how crappy these are taht I paid $30 more for overnight!1! Why aren't these super-expensive chips as perfect as my coveted casino weight 11.5g suits cips that were only $0.45 for 1-billion chips!~ LOLOMFGROFL

BTW, I'm new here.

hunterking · #6 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jojobinks

please post any hysterical "OMG the pharaoh's are so F'ed up" comments here, so that i know which thread to ignore from here on out.

thanks, jojo

JM · #7 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 03:41 PM

They're so horrible, I've soiled myself again!

Captn_All_In · #8 (**permalink**) 08-02-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JM

They're so horrible, I've soiled myself again!

Man....I hate it when I do that! UUUGGHHH.....and I didn't even order any Pharo's!!!!! AARRGGG

Billjr13 · #9 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 01:46 AM

Oh MY GOD!!!!!! What a pile of crap! I have never seen such awful chips! These are terrible! none of them look the same They are warped, off center sloppy! they are hideous! I am so disappointed! This is the worst pile of crap I have ever had the displeasure to lay my hands on! They stack like crap! I can't play with these. I am sending them back as soon as I can box them up!!!!!!!
The quality control is terrible, I am just stunned!?

Maybe I should take some really out of focus pictures with my cheap plastic camera and make them look good anyways.

Oh wait , these are chocolate

And if anyone really wants to know how you can take a perfectly good pokerchip well centered and make it look warped off center let me know. I was a professional photographer for 17 years. I can tell you in plan simple terms or I can get grossly technical but it still boils down to shooting on the same planes.

So stop yer bitchin and play poker. If you really need your chips to be even and nearly identical use cash.

CaptLego · #10 (**permalink**) 08-04-2005, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Billjr13

And if anyone really wants to know how you can take a perfectly good pokerchip well centered and make it look warped off center let me know. I was a professional photographer for 17 years. I can tell you in plan simple terms or I can get grossly technical but it still boils down to shooting on the same planes.

I've been curious about that. I can see how you make a round chip look like an ellipse, but I can't figure out how you make the inlay look off-center. Some kind of ultra-wide angle pincushion distortion?

Actually, I'd be interested in the grossly technical explaination.