[Clipper]

BIG IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR A GROUP BUY!!!!! Because I am an important man (don't worry, if you forget, I will tell you again in a future post).

I am proposing the following group buy, with a tourney or cash game option available. The cash game denom will only be offered in $25 and larger denoms - no small stakes players, PLEASE! These will be solid color ASMs with a custom inlay (one of 99%Evils least favorite chips). I want the inlay to say 99%Evil, and have a devil, evil looking monster or something on it. I am proposing a new custom mold to be commissioned, with a devil and pitchfork incorporated into the mold itself (I don't care what it costs, the devil and pitch fork are a must!!!). The minimum order size will be 1,000 chips; no, make that 2,000 chips. I want this group buy to be absurdly expensive, so that Chiptalkers of modest means can't afford any. The estimated cost will be $3 per chip. I want the chips to have large, gold flecks molded into the chips - similar to, but more expensive to manufacture than Bellagio casino high denom chips with brass flecks. The top of the inlay will say 99%Evil, then the monster will be in middle, then it will say "99%Evil loves (a heart symbol actually) Clipper" across the bottom of the inlay. Another thing, I want them to be absurdly "hard" chips - maybe ASM can tweak their resin formula and meet this demand (anything but a soft, playable solid chip such as a T-Mold - one that 99%Evil likes). I want these babies to actually rattle, and maybe vibrate a little, as you splash the pot. Until the corners wear they could even be used as weapons. Unfortunately, they will be too hard to absorb any mineral oil. Be sure to send any unused mineral oil to me for an undisclosed application.

Please post the quantity and denoms desired.

I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. This is obviously total BS. 99%Evil, will you formally bury the hatchet with me? I am sorry for raining on your parade after you posted your new Tmolds. I may order me a set if I do not blow my chip money on something else.

Artistic suggestions are welcome.

[JM]

You had me up until the gold flecks, I prefer platinum. Oh well.

[Clipper]

I will buy up any extras. I plan to sell these on Ebay and make a small fortune . . . lol


Wait, I feel a chip-gasm coming on. Yes, here it comes. This happend ever time I oil my Paulsons. YYYEEESSSSS!!!!! YYEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Pass the napkin.
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Who needs sex?


"What is that honey? Oh, I have the bathroom door locked because I am oiling my high end casino Paulsons and surfing on Chiptalk.net. I will be out in a minute Dear."

[Clipper]

Jim, can I put you down for 5,000?

[mattjrocks]

I bet those will be BALLIN!

[Clipper]

JM, maybe 10,000 - the gold flecks are worth at least $2/chip.

[mizuchaud]

ick.


Man oil is not the right medium for chips.

[panthershutch15]

Originally Posted by Clipper

Artistic suggestions are welcome.

Just kidding of course.

[99%evil]

Well, I'd take a cash set.

[jdunford]

How 'bout a ceramic:


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Maybe make it out of titanium oxide or a high temperature superconductor or something to make it super-elite.

If you're still determined to go clay, I have a feeling Clipper prefers one-eyed monsters...














(also stolen off the internet)

C'mon! What'd you think I was going to post?! Seriously though, enough with the "chip-gasms"... I'm not sure if it grosses me out, or if I'm jealous of the frequency with which Clipper can get it on... but in either case, I don't think such information really needs to be shared publicly. From now on, how 'bout a new credo: "

"What goes on in the bathroom stays in the bathroom"