[joepro]

"Fifty bucks, the Schmales kid picks his nose..."

"Ok, you're on!"

(Spalding picks his nose.)

"Ok, ok, fifty more, he eats it!"

"All right, you're on."

"Don't do it, kid, don't do it....OHHHHHH!!!"

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I also loved how Brian Doyle Murray as the caddymaster was a total degenerate gambler.

[zenaphobic]

"Thats the thing about Las Vegas, we're the only winners"

Ace Rothstein, Casino

[dap325]

Originally Posted by guinness

Vegas Vacation:

Dealer: "Here's an idea...why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet....then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day?"

YouTube - Changing 500

I love this one. Changing 500!!! Classic.

[GGGEbFFFD]

"I don't know about the four 9's, but I think the ace is pretty hot."
--- George Clooney in Oceans Eleven

[beyondtilt]

"i hope i break even, i could really use the money."
unknown

[legwand]

When Monco walks into the saloon and goes to a card table and just grabs a deck and shuffles them, then deals we get this gem.

'Baby' Red Cavanaugh: I didn't hear what the bet was.
Monco: Your life.

From For a Few Dollars More

[zonerman]

Only because it is so prevalent in Hollywood movie scenes and utterly an illegal move. I think its called a linked bet. Only the call will be allowed.

"I'll see your bet.... and raise you....."

zonerman

[jja412]

I tink I have a frush...??? - Revenge of the Nerds

Gets me every time!!!!

[jamby]

This website has a good top 10 collection of memorable gaming related movie quotes Top-10 Gambling Movie Quotes - a few already mentioned in this thread.

10.) Shelly Kaplow (Alec Baldwin) in The Cooler
[referring to Bernie "The Born Loser" Lootz]
Kaplow: "That guy is kryptonite on a stick!"

9.) Sonny LoSpecchio (Chaz Palminteri) in A Bronx Tale
Sonny: "We've been mushed!"

8.) Frank Catton (Bernie Mac) in Ocean's 11
[in reference to him thinking the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist]
Catton "They might as well call it whitejack!"

7.) Marty the Blackjack Dealer (Wallace Shawn) in Vegas VacationMarty: "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?...Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"

6.) Jay Trotter (Richard Dreyfuss) in Let it Ride
[In a conversation about picking the winner in a horse race]
Marty: "Eight's the one. I'd stake my life on it."
Trotter: "Sorry Marty, they've got a $2 minimum bet."

5.) Walter Abrams (Al Pacino) in Two For the Money
Abrams: "You know the best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world."

4.) Ace Rothstein (Robert DeNiro) in Casino
Rothstein: "Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*ck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."

3.) Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage) in Honeymoon in VegasSinger: "Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like…it's like unbeatable."
Betsy: "'Like unbeatable' is not 'unbeatable'"
Singer: "I know that now."

2.) "Fast" Eddie Felson (Paul Newman) in The Color of Money
Felson: "Money won is twice as sweet as money earned."

1.) Mike McDermott (Matt Damon) in Rounders
McDermott: "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker."

[toad94]

I like the movie re-make of Maverick.

When Maverick calls Jodie Foster all-in and informs her of her tell: "You held your breath. When you get excited you tend to breathe like a chipmunk."

When James Coburn has quads at the final table: "I have two small pair, eights and... eights."

My dad and I continually use the gunfighter's line in the first poker scene: "I don't think that hand should count... My mind wasn't on the game."