[kmalsom]

Everyone seems so stressed and negative lately, I've decided to have a contest. Insult me in this thread and whoever I think has the funniest, most creative insult, wins a sample set of these:


I'm looking for something creative, like:

You're so stupid that when you took an IQ test they had to create a new category for negative numbers.
or
Your design talents are so bad that people pay you not to design.

I'm not impressed by simple insults with cusswords like:

You're a F**k*ng D*ck...

I'm pretty easy going and can take an insult pretty good, but please keep it to me personally and not to family, etc. Let's keep it in good fun. and hopefully this will help everyone get calmed down and back to talking about chips.

Everyone is welcome and the contest will run through Sunday, January 6th, 2008.

Mods, please no infractions in this thread for anybody insulting me personally.

Thnaks, and have fun.
Kari

Yo' mama jokes are ok..

[Double Eagle]

I think you are a very nice person.

[jamby]

That Kari Malsom, he does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe.

[kmalsom]

Originally Posted by Double Eagle

I think you are a very nice person.

Oww, that hurts

[kmalsom]

Originally Posted by jamby

That Kari Malsom, he does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe.

OMG, I actually busted out laughing here at work.

[jamby]

Good! We need a laugh after the past couple of days. BTW - I'm a Stooges fan so it's kind of a back-handed compliment.

Originally Posted by kmalsom

OMG, I actually busted out laughing here at work.

[kmalsom]

Originally Posted by jamby

Good! We need a laugh after the past couple of days. BTW - I'm a Stooges fan so it's kind of a back-handed compliment.

Me too, love the stooges, abott and costello, and similar.

Also like insult comics... last time I was in Vegas went and saw the Amazing Jonathan.. Was laughing so hard I was crying.

[littlebu]

can we use cheezy yo mama jokes? Here's one:

Yo mama so fat when she walks down the street little kids orbit around her.

[kmalsom]

Originally Posted by littlebu

can we use cheezy yo mama jokes? Here's one:

Yo mama so fat when she walks down the street little kids orbit around her.

That's fine... no problem with them.

[jamby]

I've heard he's really good. Will have to check the Amazing Jonathan out.

Let's try another on for size.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Originally Posted by kmalsom

Me too, love the stooges, abott and costello, and similar.

Also like insult comics... last time I was in Vegas went and saw the Amazing Jonathan.. Was laughing so hard I was crying.