 | 
08-31-2005, 10:21 AM
|  | World Series Final Table | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Galt's Gultch Age: 94
Posts: 2,267
Chips: 2,224
| | | The HAMMER on eBay
This is too classic. Scroll down to the first obvious poker picture... then look at the second. Hammer Time |
08-31-2005, 11:15 AM
|  | On the Bubble | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Collegeville, PA Age: 37
Posts: 53
Chips: 61
| | | The Hammer on e-Bay
Lol, hilarious! Just the fella I want to purchase "poker tips" from. In his little bio there he admits to only playing poker for a year...............I reckon that makes him an "expert." I wonder if I do place a bid on the Hammer's "expertise?" if he'll throw in a set of those nifty poker chips....... |
08-31-2005, 11:15 AM
|  | Surfaced Warrior / Mod | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Starboard Bridge-Wing Age: 36
Posts: 5,365
Chips: 12,759
| | | Thats my favorite hand - it never loses.
__________________
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
|
08-31-2005, 11:49 AM
|  | ChipTalk Tournament Advisor | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ
Posts: 977
Chips: 14,152
| | | don't forget to click on the first picture to see him holding the nuts
__________________
"Luck is just probability taken personally"
Brought to you by the letter S, the number 4 and Team TNT http://scottwire.blogspot.com |
08-31-2005, 01:04 PM
|  | World Series Final Table | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: portland Age: 98
Posts: 2,833
Chips: 1,818
| | | LMAO - I wish I could play him and his group of 25 friends.... that was funny.
__________________
“One cannot step twice in the same river.” – Heraclitus |
08-31-2005, 02:16 PM
| | Surfaced Warrior / Mod | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Starboard Bridge-Wing Age: 36
Posts: 5,365
Chips: 12,759
| | | I did some rough calculations and this doesn't seem like such a bad deal. Bear with me:
If I buy it now it would only be about $0.16 a tip. Where else can you get quality advice at such a low price - it's not like there is any place where you can share information, advice, books, experience with other players for free - like an internet site or anything.
Out of my way, I am spending my money before any of you beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
|
08-31-2005, 03:27 PM
|  | Mod & Postmeister General | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 15,231
Chips: 14,006
| | | And remember, he's watched every poker show on tv to compile his tips, so he MUST be an expert now lol. I wonder if he realizes those shows are heavily edited and you can't always go all in with the hammer like he sees Gus Hansen do on tv and win.
__________________
Member: 3U Crew |
08-31-2005, 03:40 PM
| | Surfaced Warrior / Mod | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Starboard Bridge-Wing Age: 36
Posts: 5,365
Chips: 12,759
| | | The Hammer translated:
I am good, damn good, really good. Do you know how good? Just let me tell you. I wouldn't lie to you about how good I am. You too can be this good, just send my $12.00 and I will tell you how. Did I mention how good I am? I am good, realy good. Better than you, better than him, better than all 25 of the guys I have ever played poker with over the last 12-18 months that have passed since I even learned how to play. I play at least once a month - that means I have played AT LEAST 12-18 times. Can you even begin to imagine how good I am? I saw poker on TV once and I can assure you I was much better than the guys they had playing. I am good, damn good, real good, very good. Damn I'm good. Handsome too. Did I mention whitty? Just look at me holding "the nuts." You couldn't come up with a joke that good. I can because I am that good, damn good, really good. Good thing I told you how good I am or else you wouldn't know how good I am. Good god I'm good.
Good grief, good riddance, good bye.
__________________
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." - Norman Schwartzkopf
|
08-31-2005, 03:46 PM
|  | On the Bubble | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Orem, UT Age: 20
Posts: 147
Chips: 1
| | | now that was good |
08-31-2005, 03:49 PM
| | Mod & Postmeister General | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 15,231
Chips: 14,006
| | | You forgot to mention your ultra-cool poker shades!
__________________
Member: 3U Crew |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
Chips Per Thread View: 0 Chips Per Thread: 6 Chips Per Reply: 1 | | |
| |
