| Re: Tips for breaking a cold streak Put your change in your left pocket. Go on, do it. Now, tie your left shoe in a double knot.
- Tie my left shoe?
Right now, do it! Turn the hat backwards. Turn your hat around. Do it, Roy! Take this tee...and stick it...behind your left ear.
- I look like a fool!
What do you think you look like shooting chili peppers up Janzen's ass? Do it now or I'm going to quit. I swear to God I'll quit. Good. Take this ball...and hit it up the fairway. You're ready.
- How'd I do that?
Because you're not thinking about shanking or Molly. You're not thinking. You're looking like a fool, hitting the ball pure and simple...
- **** you.
**** me, huh? Well, you're cured. |