Well, I won an SnG last night! First one ever. And not because I played it all that well (see hand below). But I figured out the trick: Don't get dealt AA!! Never saw them; never busted! Never got sucked-out on at all, actually. Saw 3 other players get it all-in with the "Pocket Blanks" and lose... Here's what can happen if you make the mistake of getting it all-in with AA (and one of my best suck-out performances ever, en route to taking down the SnG):
***** Hand History for Game 6820110515 *****
1200/2400 Tourney Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) (STT Tournament 38645385) - Tue Feb 26 01:22:06 EST 2008
Table Turbo 1357927 (Real Money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 1: wdipalma (7000)
Seat 8:
iNano78 (11320)
Seat 9: Orig_Ankara (1680)
Orig_Ankara posts small blind (600)
wdipalma posts big blind (1200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to iNano78 [

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iNano78 raises (2400) to 2400
Orig_Ankara calls (1080)
Orig_Ankara is all-In.
wdipalma raises (2400) to 3600
iNano78 raises (7600) to 10000
wdipalma calls (3400)
wdipalma is all-In.
** Dealing Flop ** : [

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** Dealing Turn ** : [

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** Dealing River ** : [

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Creating Main Pot with $5040 with Orig_Ankara
Creating Side Pot 1 with $10640 with wdipalma
** Summary **
Main Pot: 5040 | Side Pot 1: 10640
Board: [

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wdipalma balance 7000, bet 7000, collected 7000, net +0 [

] [ a straight Ten to Ace --

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iNano78 balance 11320, bet 10000, collected 10000, net +0 [

] [ a straight Ten to Ace --

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Orig_Ankara balance 1680, bet 1680, collected 1680, net +0 [

] [ a straight Ten to Ace --

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]
I'm such a donk!
Oh, and here's why AA should be an auto-fold... didn't have as good of luck in the next SnG:
***** Hand History for Game 6820175395 *****
600/1200 Tourney Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) (STT Tournament 38645699) - Tue Feb 26 02:42:31 EST 2008
Table Table 126423 (Real Money) -- Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 3
Seat 1: kl0pz (6420)
Seat 5:
iNano78 (8760)
Seat 7: vmkalika (4820)
iNano78 posts small blind (300)
vmkalika posts big blind (600)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to iNano78 [

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]
kl0pz raises (1200) to 1200
iNano78 raises (2100) to 2400
(he was really tight-passive; had folded to all of my 3 x BB raises, so thought I'd try to show a little weakness here. I know; dangerous to get "crafty", but...)
vmkalika folds
kl0pz raises (5220) to 6420
(seems it worked!)
kl0pz is all-In.
iNano78 calls (4020)
** Dealing Flop ** : [

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** Dealing Turn ** : [

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** Dealing River ** : [

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Creating Main Pot with $13440 with kl0pz
** Summary **
Main Pot: 13440
Board: [

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kl0pz balance 13440, bet 6420, collected 13440, net +7020 [

] [ a full house, Nines full of Tens --

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iNano78 balance 2340, lost 6420 [

] [ two pairs, Aces and Tens --

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vmkalika balance 4220, lost 600 (folded)
I battled back to the lead, lost an all-in pre-flop with KK, battled back to 2nd, then lost to AA when I pushed with junk (suited connectors). Finished 3rd. And it ended 1 hand later when vmkalika pushed with junk... 
And of course I was playing cash tables at the same time. All together, played just under 600 hands. I had AA 9 times. Got 2 walks from the BB, took down the blinds 4 times, took down a pot on a flop (won about 5 x BB net), and lost this all-in pre-flop hand. Oh, and just remembered, finished 9th in another SnG: AA vs. 44 pre-flop.
Anyway, still haven't won a showdown with AA since 2007 (live or online).