[Nexttime]

Originally Posted by 99%evil

Well for starters, going to church really messes things up. First at a young age, during catachism classes, ask the teacher to "prove" what she's teaching. Then proceed to whistle through these classes week after week waiting for them to "prove" their fables true. Eventually you will get kicked out.

Worked for me.

I got kicked out for asking if Adam and Eve had belly buttons, and not letting the conversation die. Apparently I was a bad influence in the 'learning' environment. Oh, and then the nun said I had an attitude problem. I think that's what she said, I wasn't really paying attention.