[PokerLoser]

Originally Posted by Hopin2Steal

I know I'd never ever have a tournament that merited the use of these plaques.

But I'm still hideously jealous.

Then do what I did and tell everybody you're providing the chips to the August tourney and the starting stacks are no longer $2,000 but will now be $2,000,000:

20 X T5,000
16 X T25,000
10 X T100,000
And one big red plaque that takes three people to lift.

Problem solved.

And they'll all be jealous too

Oh yeah, and bring your own wheel barrow just in case you make it to the final table.