Well I don't have enough for custom chips, let alone a digital camera. So here's the mental image. A dining room table with the leaf. (Real Texas holdem tables are oval right?)

Covered with a thin blanket and green table cloth. No the chips are either the faux clays or the spinning NJ. The cards are either, the Copag EPOC, Copag 1546, or Kem arrows. (atleast I have nice cards) Oh and this is all in the middle of my bedroom. Atleast if I bust out I can get some shut eye while I wait for it to end.
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