Well, I was just joking about that case but... you gotta love this:

Randy Anglin of Phoenix, Arizona photographic the survival of his Pelican case following a horrific car accident. The case is no longer functional, so Randy will receive a replacement case as per Pelican’s Unconditional Lifetime Guarantee of Excellence. “You break it, we replace it… forever.”
I guess Pelican is the Rolex of cases...